From the
days of “What the heck were we thinking?”
By Sidney
Speltzer
Inspired
by both comic books and Hollywood ,
the U.S. Army once attempted to create a team of superheroes. It was hoped that superhuman powers would be induced by utilizing intense radiation to
mutate a squad of soldiers. It was 1957,
and the Army Brass were all abuzz with investigating the possibilities for their
new toy, the atomic bomb. Hollywood movies “The Amazing Colossal Man” and “The
Incredible Shrinking Man” were both released that year. The
influence of these movies was significant, as the “Brass” all came to the simultaneous
conclusion “Why couldn’t we do that?”
Inspired by Comic Books and Hollywood
Knowing little of genetics, or the possible side effects of radiation, the Army quickly assembled a team of five volunteers (and a sixth non-volunteer cameraman) and placed them within a strategic location at the Nevada Nuclear Test Site. They then launched a 2 Kiloton nuclear weapon to explode directly above them, with the hope that the team would mutate into a squad of superpowered soldiers. Project lead, General Armbuster postulated, “If we can get just one member of the team to mutate, then it will be worth the risk.”
The Fantastical Five
Amazingly, all members of the team survived the blast. Unfortunately none of them become endowed
with superpowers. But the Army was successful
in mutating them, as all six eventually developed cancer.