By Ernie Shackleford
Members of the Bigfoot Field Research Institution (BFRI) were recently surprised when their Bigfoot calls into the wilderness were responded to in a most unexpected way. After many repeated howls, Bigfoot researcher Bobo McCay was startled when he was suddenly attacked by an apparent Bigfoot. The huge creature lunged at him from behind a tree. It grabbed him, threw him on the ground, and then began to abuse him...sexually.
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Although Bobo tried to resist the beast, he was eventually vanquished by its tremendous strength. Bobo ultimately submitted to the creature's desires as his resistance waned. "It's musky smell was overpowering" he said. He was freed only after the squatch had satisfied its lust. Bobo's overall assessment of his experience "Well, with the exception of the smell, she wasn't all that bad."
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