Group was
raising money for summer camp
By Samuel Bates
This week
the International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL) rounded up members of a drug smuggling organization that peddled a most unusual product. A statement issued by INTERPOL detailed a lengthy investigation that culminated in the dismantling of this international criminal organization run entirely by children. Due to prohibitive price increases at
European summer camps, a group of ingenious children came up with an
alternative way to fund their yearly summer trip. The children discovered that crack cocaine
makes an excellent sugar substitute when introduced to candy.
The group
began to market their “product” in a special form favored by local crack
addicts, the now notorious Lakupiipu (Finnish for licorice pipe). Police became alarmed when suddenly people of
all ages began to act in erratic ways. It became even more apparent that
something was amiss these same people also developed a voracious appetite for a certain candy. The following video
illustrates a Finnish addict rejoicing in his recent acquisition of the
tainted product:
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
The
Finnish Government was the first to act by banning the imported licorice pipes
in all forms. To prevent a panic, the
ban was publicized as a measure to help minimize the spread of smoking. But by publicizing as such, customs was lax
and smuggling became rampant. It became
necessary for INTERPOL to step in directly to break up the ring. It was hoped that by disabling the main source
of the product, that the problem would diminish.
Unfortunately it seems that copy-cat producers have already stepped in
with alternative products.
The evil that can not be suppressed
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