Planned NOAA expedition confirms mermaids are real
By Phoebe Miller
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association (NOAA) had recently publicly announced that mermaids were fictional. However, mermaid researcher Chester Horowitz has uncovered evidence that suggests that NOAA may have falsified this announcement.
"No Comment"! said this sponsor.
Under the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), Chester claims to have obtained recent documents that reveal NOAA may have requested significant funding to plan and mount an expedition to search for these creatures. $3.4 million dollars had apparently been requested for Fiscal Year 2013 NOAA funding to "equip research vessel to continue the search for Homo Aquaticus and uncover their Caribbean breeding grounds." The documents also revealed that several resort hotel complexes within the Caribbean have provided co-sponsorship of previous expeditions.
Previous Expeditions
Officials from NOAA and project co-sponsors declared "no comment" when confronted with this evidence.
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