Comet plunges into Planet of Doom
By Esther Woodhouse
The planet Nibiru's course towards Earth has been altered after being struck by comet Hale-Bopp. Famed astronomer Carl Leaky reports that the comet had veered its trajectory the past month, making a beeline to the planet.
Some may remember that Hale-Bopp came into fame due to its association with the Heaven's Gate Cult. Leaky had no explanation for the comet's change of course, or its suicidal plunge into the planet.
Some may remember that Hale-Bopp came into fame due to its association with the Heaven's Gate Cult. Leaky had no explanation for the comet's change of course, or its suicidal plunge into the planet.
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